Saturday, July 16, 2011

Don't marry software girl (computer humor)

Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U .


Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.


Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.


Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE .


Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.


Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.


Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.


Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.


Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.


Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.


Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY


MARRY A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY , THEN..........

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DUTY OF A FRIEND....

:: Duty of a FRIEND ::
  Be a secrete admirer of your friend
  Treat your friends the way you want to be treated.
  Keep secrets that are told to you.
  Pay attention when your friend is talking.
  Keep your promises.
  Share things with your friend.
  Tell your friend the truth.
  Don't prove him/her wrong in public
  Try to understand your friend
  Pull Your Friend Away From Making Mistakes
  Try to Teach & learn Good Things
  Stick up for your friend.

Friendship Is All About...

Friendship is all about...
Friendship is all about trust and care
For each other to be there
Without a friend you will be lonely and horrible
Sometimes it is so adorable
Just the way two friends support each other
Always remember you can rely on your mother
There must be no secrets between you
Otherwise your friendship is not true
And you have no clue what friendship is all about

FRIENDS.......

Good friends listen to each other.
Good friends don't put each other down or hurt each other's feelings.
Good friends try to understand each other's feelings and moods.
Good friends help each other solve problems.
Good friends give each other compliments.
Good friends can disagree without hurting each other.
Good friends are dependable.
Good friends respect each other.
Good friends are trustworthy.
Good friends give each other time to change.
Good friends care about each other.

Tips Of Life

Spend some time alone.
Talk slowly but think quickly.
Learn the rules then break some.
Not getting what you want is sometimes a stroke of luck.
Once a year, go some place you've never been before.
Open your arms to changes, but don't let go of your values.
Never laugh at anyone's dreams.
Do not be fooled by compliments.
Respect for yourself, respect for others, responsibile for all your actions.
Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go, be what you want to be, coz' that's the only way to live a life once but complete
May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what others see in you delight them
May you have enough happiness to be sweet, enough trails to be strong, enough sorrow to be human, enough hope to be happy